You know those kids who come around saying they're trying to get a scholarship, selling newspapers and whatnot? I just spent a solid 3 minutes slowly closing my door on one who just wouldn't stop telling me how it's cheap, etc, etc. Fine, it's beyond obnoxious, and I clearly had no interest, but that was just being pushy, I can understand it. But here's the last thing he said: "Well, I'm going to sign you up anyway, alright?"
I'M GOING TO SIGN YOU UP ANYWAY.
The world is doomed.
(I said no, it's not alright, through the tiny crack of door that was still open, and he began walking away. Didn't
look like he was writing anything as he went...)
